I'm NOT beyond words actually

I'm Dominic See Jian Xiong. I'm a loser. I’m mean. I’m lame. I suck at telling jokes. I always get owned by people, esp Cat. I don't know how to bancuh milo & cook maggi. I'm a taekwondo red belt but I still get my ass kicked by Cat. I have bouncy hair. I’m tall but fat. I have a 6 pax under my fats. I'm gay. I love Slash. I like to act/talk nigger-ish. I like Megan Fox. I want to have Cam Gigandet's body. I DO NOT envy Walson. I’m afraid of girls. I have a small chest that kenot bounce but at least I don’t have 50 sen nipples. I’m a virgin. I’m asian. I’m Cat’s punch bag. I’m Nathashah Julen’s bodygoard. I play the guitar. I blush when I watch Canada‘s Next Top Model. I have a sucky house. I’m from Muar, Johor. I’m 16 this year but I act like a 6 year-old. I have a retarded phone. I don’t have common sense. I speak good England. I’m a lazy pig. I don’t complete my homework at home. I bully small kids. I have a short antena. I think everyone is fat. I have bad taste. I’m a pussy. I like to act badass. I love my Ohana. I have the most awesome person I’ve ever met for a friend & her name is Catherine Lum Yi Xin aka Cat. I promise to dedicate her a song asap. & throw her a really cool/awesome birthday party. ETC ETC.

Love,
you-know-who ♥